New rule: one letdown a day, please.

I'm not surprised yet I'm super upset.

And the fact that I'm not surprised makes me more upset.

The Zeppy-Eli conflict is slowly getting resolved. This just means she's not hissing non-stop at him. She's also getting nice and pudgy which is awesome because she was skin and bones when we got her from the shelter.

Thursday I spent 5 hours at E&Bs. It was quite lolable because Dane, Tony, and some dude named Mark were there and they posted the sexiest n00ds ever.
They made me laugh so I made them fries with hot sauce. I hate hearing boys whine about food. So since according to Eve, I'm everyone's mom I had to act ASAP.

I'm loving this whole "Danny working on the weekends thing" because he's home by the time I get up and wants to do cute things like get sushi (like we did last night) and go to the Macaroni Grill (like we're doing tonight).

The Seeker is an excellent film. I suggest everyone see it. I just have a thing for magical kids movies.

I was offered a position at Target yesterday and they scheduled my drug test for today.
Then Chris and Brandon came over and
I said...ya know what?
Take this job and shove it :)

I'm not too happy with some people. Then again, I'm not surprised in the least bit.

All I can really say is
TYPICAL TYPICAL TYPICAL.

STOP BEING SO MOTHER FUCKING TYPICAL

I'm starting to think I'm the only one that takes other people's feelings into consideration.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I've felt that way for a while.

I'm never letting you back into my life again.

I ordered two books on raising Corgis from amazon.com...because I'm a huge dork.

Eli and Dexter have become partners in crime...its awesome.

Eve and Bobby got their dapple long-haired dachshund puppy today. He is the cutest little thing but not as cute as my Zep-Zep as a puppy. Owen is pretty cool though...chiller than most :)
He's my boyfriend...we have make-out sessions where he literally sticks his entire head in my mouth.

I swear Dexter is getting bigger and bigger everyday. It's so great! I want him to be a lion-kitty. I never had a big cat because Mo-Mo pretty much stopped growing most likely because of his disease. Dexter is about as big as Mo-Mos was as an adult. Morissey was a lot more independent that Dexter and prefered to be alone when he was a kitten. He didn't really get very affectionate till he got older. Dexter is a total snuggle bug baby though.
I'm really happy we got Eli because Dexter and Zeppy are pretty much MY animals (TOTAL Momma's boys) but Eli is completely in love with Danny. He finally got his Daddy's girl (:

Oh well, I'm off to give my kit-kats their much needed baths! Should be interesting to see how Eli reacts to that...Dexter LOVES his bath time so maybe she'll stick it out for him!

Solid...Solid as Barack

I don't go to parties, drink in excess, spend time with fair-weather friends for temporary entertainment, meet new people I'll probably just end up hating, or waste my time pining over the absence of unresponsive former friends. 

I do adopt adorable kittens, mother/care for all my pets to a fault, watch House for 6 hours a day, laugh with my best friends, sleep next to the same person I'm going to sleep next to the rest of my life every single night, read PerezHilton.com like it will determine the course of the rest of my life, harbor fierce loyalty to my carefully chosen companions, get confused by those who can stake so much on so little, and find solace in those who love me unconditionally and have proven themselves to be some of the best people I have ever met. 

Two loves of my life.

My son is getting huge.

Elinor is everyone's sweet little baby girl.

My animals sleep funny....just like their mommy. I've spent the past 6 days living on websites like petfinder.org & adoptapet.com. After the funeral yesterday, we went to three pet stores in search of the perfect kitty. I wish Danny didn't have such high standards...it's frustrating.

Heres what I'm working with:

-Must be a girl

-Must be under 11 weeks

-Must be orange.

-If not orange much be white 

-Must have long hair if not orange or white

BASICALLY he wants this:

And let me tell you...THIS CAT IN KITTEN FORM DOES NOT EXIST IN THE GREATER METROPOLITAN AREA UNLESS YOU WANT TO PAY SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.

I posted pictures of the cats that I have found and they're all beautiful and need homes. Cats that look like that (we'll call her Phyllis) go for a lot of money or are seniors that people have abandoned. NO ONE is going to abandon a persian kitten...sorry...doesn't happen.

I know once he meets my little strays he'll fall in love with them. It's just frustrating that it's taking so long.