everything you didn't want to know and would rather not care to read: Solid...Solid as Barack

I don't go to parties, drink in excess, spend time with fair-weather friends for temporary entertainment, meet new people I'll probably just end up hating, or waste my time pining over the absence of unresponsive former friends.

I do adopt adorable kittens, mother/care for all my pets to a fault, watch House for 6 hours a day, laugh with my best friends, sleep next to the same person I'm going to sleep next to the rest of my life every single night, read PerezHilton.com like it will determine the course of the rest of my life, harbor fierce loyalty to my carefully chosen companions, get confused by those who can stake so much on so little, and find solace in those who love me unconditionally and have proven themselves to be some of the best people I have ever met.